how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
Dude someone is playing the piano in the other room while I shit and it's making it really peaceful
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
They flooded the bathroom and their version of cleaning it up was to throw our couch cushions on it. That's when I decided to chug tequila and go drunk bowling. So hitting the kid with my ball is really their fault.
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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