I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
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