he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
Oops wrong number
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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