Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
40s are totally the cure
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
Randomize