i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
this potential sugar daddy just sent me a photo of him butt naked in the woods saying he wants to "grow our spirits together." so i think i found us a new drug dealer!
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
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