It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
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tried doing a cartwheel after 10 beers. Guess who has a dislocated shoulder.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
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Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
We're about to play the try not to vom at the president's house game...
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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