I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
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No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
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no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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