we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
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Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
Can we please start going to the gym before I accidentally kill someone via explosive fat girl pants button accident
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No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
My ex is stopping by while he’s working tonight after delivering a pizza to fuck me, then going back to work at Pizza Hut. This is what my life has become.
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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