so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
hey dude i know youre in the next room but me and your sister need a condom, got any i could borrow?
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
I knew you were drunk when you poured scotch on a croissant and ate it.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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