Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Randomize
