Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
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