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I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
I tried to force my roommate into a sink last night. And I almost won.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
when u match a guy bc he's from Oregon & he's trying to flirt, shut up i just want to talk about trees
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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