Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
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And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
It summer and it's getting a lot harder to hide sex bruises from my parents.
First world problems?
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I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
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I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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