We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
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I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
I'll pull you in a wagon. You'll have a sash and a crown on and we'll sing "All the Single Ladies"
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
He was barking to the beat of "I like to fuck" and then chugged 3 beers and fell off the deck.. I should have gotten community service hours
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We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
She actually purred while I was balls deep in her! I have never been so proud to buy plan b at 6:30 in the morning.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
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