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• (630): View more from Illinois

  Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them

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• (214): View more from Texas

  I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.

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• (813): View more from Florida

  running late. just ran over a dude on a bike

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• (817): View more from Texas

  She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?

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• (701): View more from North Dakota

  That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.

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• (601): View more from Mississippi

  I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.

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• (369): View more from California

  I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.

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• (915): View more from Texas

  I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?

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• (989): View more from Michigan

  You came into my room and started rubbing a banana on your face.

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• (708): View more from Illinois

  who are you talking about my vagina to?!

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• (216): View more from Ohio

  Those nachos came to me in a dream

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA

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• (256): View more from Alabama

  I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.

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• (954): View more from Florida

  He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick

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