She'll never know what hit her
I dunno. Girls tend to recognize ball-to-chin contact.
can u get pink eye on your cock?
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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