dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
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