is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
One of my bosses just told me she's having communication problems because mercury is in retrograde this month. I think she's serious.
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
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