Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
I thought stuff was gonna go really bad after he filled the super-soaker with kerosene. but it all turned out pretty well.
She's all pretty and bubbly and nice and I'm sitting here stoned looking like Lucifer.
Remember don't think of it as being an alcoholic until something bad happens.
Think of it as Mythbusters for people who say you're going to get arrested or die
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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