gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Just checked my missed calls... why did you call me 37 times from 2:14 to 3:58?
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
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I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
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Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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