Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
It's all fun and games until you throw up hot cheetos in your drawer.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
The only thing stopping me from having sex with you in my parents jacuzzi bathtub is the knowledge that they've already had that idea themselves
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
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