Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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