and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
That sad moment when the drawer I used to keep condoms in now has poptarts in it..
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
Only in this town do you have a bridesmaid shortage due to pregnancies.
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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