Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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