Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
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I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
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People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
I'm mailing you cans of corn and that's final.
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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