I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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