Remember that time I came into your room after taking a muscle relaxant and we argued about what state has the longest coastline?
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
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She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
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I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
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I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
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