you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
The barista asked if I wanted my drink wet or dry, but all that came to mind was farts. You have ruined me.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
I feel like our lives always have been and always will be a never ending drunken rampage full of pregnancy scares and lost brain cells
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
The shitshow that was last night is the gift that just keeps on giving
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