just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
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would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
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If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
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