is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
I may have just flashed my roommate as he walked in while my towel was falling. Now he knows what an American sized penis looks like I suppose
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
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