porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
you make it seem like sunflower seeds and pinot grigio are not in the food pyramid.
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
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I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
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Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
Did I call him? He cried after taking my bra off. You tell me.
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
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