If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
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alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
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I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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