I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
dear life, i get it, drinking is not a contest
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
where does the pee come out of this thing
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I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
The liquor store manager told us to drink responsible as we checked out and we laughed to his face. Like we're buying karkov at noon, responsibility is out of the question
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
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I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
I'm just crazy horny about you
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
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