it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
They don't exactly give out small business loans to start-up dealers
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
She swung at the pinata with crutches
do you find it slutty that the last person I had sex with is also the person who sings my ringtone ?
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
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