And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
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Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
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Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
I'm sitting on my couch eating a bag of marshmallows and watching someone run bare ass down the street. What has happened to my life?
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
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