do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
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