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CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
We walked into the bar in The Flying V formation from The Mighty Ducks. We were ready.
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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