Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
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100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
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I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
When you get this divorce finalized we're going to mid evil times AND pirate dining adventure. We're gonna find you a couple of real men and make them joust/swashbuckle for your affection. My treat.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
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