is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
If a fat man falls in the shower and nobody is in the apartment, does his pride still hurt? Answer: yes
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
should my penis look like a turkey
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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