North Korea, Best Korea!
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
He talked me into making a sex video, no worries though, I was wearing sunglasses.
i have at this current moment imbibed enough alcohol to float immerse or otherwise submerge a goat of respectable size. tequila
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
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