Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
Whats proper etiquette for apologizing to your wife for being so drunk you stood up and pissed on the bedroom floor next to the bed?
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
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