Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
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triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
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Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
I'm sorry my shit is everywhere... I accidentally got drunk while packing
Fun fact: You might be drunk if your vision is so blurry that you almost ask "do you know where my glasses are?" while you're wearing them.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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