I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
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That's how twitter works, right?
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
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I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
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Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
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