I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
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