Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
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Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
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He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
Woke her up in the middle of the night with the smell from a fart. So proud of my colon.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
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