ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
how do we leave politely?
Tell them I'm going into labor. I will spill a beer and tell them m water broke.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
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Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
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I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
not ubering you a puppy
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
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