Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
one of the cashiers from Kroger is eating at my kitchen table and nobody knows why.
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
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