After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
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I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
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Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
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