what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
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i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
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As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
Nothing says you made great Saturday night choices like someone's dick that you don't remember, poking you in the ass Sunday morning.
I'm committing myself to dance. Also, I'm unsure if you said space party sounded lame because dude was old, but I hope you're over it because I love space, and I love David Bowie and I love to dance, and you need to embrace this with me.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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