My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
She just used a chaser for red wine.
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
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