i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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