Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
Maury Povich's contact info is in our database at work...i should steal it right?
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
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