It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
There is a half eaten corn dog and soy sauce on the counter... WTF did you eat last night??
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
Reason 37 booty call break ups suck: I literally could not find his house in the daytime.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
If I was 5 years younger and single...
She STILL wouldn't fuck you.
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
It's 3 am and I'm buying cat food and batteries for my vibrator. Good thing I shaved my legs for this.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
Should probably stop going into the gas station to look for the most normal person to hitch a ride with to drive me to a party
my liver is dry heaving
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
Randomize
