Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
I need to you to send me drugs via FedEx
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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