Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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