love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
His hands were made for my vagina.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
Randomize
