woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
Walked into this guys room, saw a tickle me elmo under his desk with white stains in its mouth. This is awkward.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
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She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
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Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
He just went to a job interview a sharpie moustache drawn on his face..
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
false alarm, still single
I just found an entire bag of French fries under the seat of my car labeled "For emergency use only" drunk me is always planning ahead.
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