do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
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