i'm almost one hundred percent positive that i have a warrant out for my arrest in this city. i also don't give a fuck because im drinking TEQUILAAAA
It was all about her orgasm last night. I felt like a human dildo.
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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