You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
So I purposely left a bunch of metal in my pockets so that the smokin hot TSA officer would give me a pat down. Airport security just got fun
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
I woke up on a navy base in a different time zone. I'm never leaving tallahassee again.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
Randomize
